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Norris Trophy nominees take the ice tonight.  Norris Trophy Wikipedia
The last six Norris trophy winners will take the ice tonight when the Stupid Red Wings take on the AWESOME Anaheim Ducks of Anaheim, (not the LA Ducks of Anaheim).  Little Nicky has won four and Mr. Scott Niedermayer and Mr. Chris Pronger have one the [...]

Many Bothans died bringing us these horoscopes today…

Aries - You need to go wash your hands. You are a sick individual today.
Taurus - Pushing a baby stroller is fun. Pushing a baby stroller backwards…more fun.
Gemini - Your evil twin will not do your chores again today.
Cancer - If you are a nun, try [...]

One animal was harmed in the making of these horoscopes:

It is 7:34 in the morning. I am at my local…errrr…a local Starbucks just hanging out and waiting until my girlfriend wakes up. We are going to go work out before she has to go to work. I have been trying to think of a really good idea for a Web site [...]

Ok, sorry for the absenteeism. I was busy looking for something better to do with my life than work for a mortgage company. Found it. I work from home for an undisclosed company. They are paying me enough to make it interesting so that’s just where I will finish up on [...]