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I took my sons to see the Simpson’s Movie tonight. The movie started a little slow but managed to get some gut laughs early on. After all, what would a Simpson’s movie be without some cartoon full frontal nudity and a pig wearing “people clothes”, as Homer put it? I really liked the movie but should have waited for it on video. Here’s why: Read more

When Penner was playing well in the playoffs last season I said he was going to be a big time star in NHL some day. He’s not a Crosby or Jagr; but he’s going to get you 70-80 points a season and help you in the playoffs. They guy is big and if you haven’t seen him play a lot, he has really soft hands. The guy’s going to be an amazing NHL player, (NHL 2010 cover worthy). Having said that, Burke won’t (never mind that he can’t) match that offer for Penner. Read more

My girlfriend doesn’t read my blog…fortunately or unfortunately I haven’t quite decided. Anyway, I’m going to pop the question to her in about a month or so. I thought of all the ways I could propose but then the conversation in my head started to go a little sideways. Anyhow, the is my top five worst ways to propose so far… Read more

I just saw a semi-attractive woman walk by the window at the Starbucks on Harbor and Baker in Fountain Valley, CA. The problem isn’t that I thought she was ugly or that she was fat; neither of those conditions existed. However, she was dressed like a slutty slut. She had a really tight light green tank-top with fake boobs press hard against the fabric like they were gay guys licking the glass of George Michael’s private telephone booth, (not that there’s anything wrong with…actually, yeah there is). Read more

It’s official. The race is over and I have won! I am the coolest guy named David on Earth, (just do a search for “Coolest guy named David” and you’ll find me first. I am also the only person ranking for the incredibly popular keyword search term stringomayer. Just search “Stringomayer” in Google. What’s really funny is that I haven’t really ranked for those popular keywords as of this moment but I know how Google thinks and I will be at the top of the search engines before I even open the morning paper…I mean email.
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I had not been to Magic Mountain for years; at least 7 to be maybe somewhat close to accurate. They made plenty of improvements except for making it flat. I was hopeful when my girlfriend suggested we go. I thought to myself, “Self, I hope they’ve flattened out that mountainous region known as Magic Mountain. Since they renamed it to Six Flags California Read more

Pizza!

…and I just started a new job and have been working on a couple of other Web projects. So, in short, I got too busy to care about you. Sorry for that.
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