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I took my sons to see the Simpson’s Movie tonight. The movie started a little slow but managed to get some gut laughs early on. After all, what would a Simpson’s movie be without some cartoon full frontal nudity and a pig wearing “people clothes”, as Homer put it? I really liked […]

When Penner was playing well in the playoffs last season I said he was going to be a big time star in NHL some day. He’s not a Crosby or Jagr; but he’s going to get you 70-80 points a season and help you in the playoffs. They guy is big and if […]

My girlfriend doesn’t read my blog…fortunately or unfortunately I haven’t quite decided. Anyway, I’m going to pop the question to her in about a month or so. I thought of all the ways I could propose but then the conversation in my head started to go a little sideways. Anyhow, the is […]

I just saw a semi-attractive woman walk by the window at the Starbucks on Harbor and Baker in Fountain Valley, CA. The problem isn’t that I thought she was ugly or that she was fat; neither of those conditions existed. However, she was dressed like a slutty slut. She had a really […]

It’s official. The race is over and I have won! I am the coolest guy named David on Earth, (just do a search for “Coolest guy named David” and you’ll find me first. I am also the only person ranking for the incredibly popular keyword search term stringomayer. Just search “Stringomayer” […]

I had not been to Magic Mountain for years; at least 7 to be maybe somewhat close to accurate. I they made plenty of improvements except for making it flat. I was hopeful when my girlfriend suggested we go. I thought to myself, “Self, I hope they’ve flattened out that mountainous region known as Magic Mountain. Since they renamed it to Six Flags California

Pizza!
…and I just started a new job and have been working on a couple of other Web projects. So, in short, I got too busy to care about you. Sorry for that.