ThisTakesTooLongToType

My girlfriend doesn’t read my blog…fortunately or unfortunately I haven’t quite decided. Anyway, I’m going to pop the question to her in about a month or so. I thought of all the ways I could propose but then the conversation in my head started to go a little sideways. Anyhow, the is my top five worst ways to propose so far…

5. Text message or email - “picking up Entourage season two on dvd; will you marry me?”

4. At an Anaheim Ducks game on the Diamond Vision - “We would like to welcome the Irvine Pony League, Boy Scout Troop 778, Smile Care Dental associates. Cristiane, will you marry me. Free hot dog Friday next week…” Then I just bang the crap out of my cowbell, (for the proposal, not the hot dogs; although I’m not missing Free hot dog Friday).

3. At McDonalds - “Gee honey, I what’s that in your chicken sandwich?”

2. On the air with the Loose Cannons on AM 570 - “Vic the Brick here with a haiku. Principal of love, David in the house of Mud, Will you marry him?” Then Steve Hartman rags on me for a bit while Mychal Thompson laughs hysterically. (The house of mud reference would indicate that I don’t vacuum the carpet enough.)

1. At a Dodger game - “Honey, look; there’s something slipped onto your Dodger Dog. There it is…underneath the mustard. Will you marry me?”

I was going to do 10 but I have an appointment to get to.

What do you think?

Best,

David