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	<title>ThisTakesTooLongToType &#187; David</title>
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	<description>Where David is.</description>
	<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 06:26:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Feng Shui Tips</title>
		<link>http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/feng-shui-tips/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 06:26:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Reviews]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[decorating]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Feng Shui]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Feng Shway]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[holistic health]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a great Website for decorating your home or office using Feng Shui Tips.  I already feel more peaceful and serenity overcomes me and my rock-garden.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s a great Website for decorating your home or office using <strong><a title="Feng Shui Web Site" href="http://fengshui.splop.com/" target="_self">Feng Shui Tips</a></strong>.  I already feel more peaceful and serenity overcomes me and my rock-garden.</p>
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		<title>Applesauce Pirates</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 04:12:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I had a conversation with my son tonight about applesauce pirates.  I&#8217;m not sure what applesauce pirates are exactly but it seems important to the natural food culinary meal.  Or apples and piractes.  This is a test of the emergency kitchen network.   
This is only a test.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had a conversation with my son tonight about applesauce pirates.  I&#8217;m not sure what applesauce pirates are exactly but it seems important to the natural food culinary meal.  Or apples and piractes.  This is a test of the emergency kitchen network.  <img src='http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>This is only a test.</p>
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		<title>We think Web 2.0 is still alive but we don&#8217;t know what it is</title>
		<link>http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/we-think-web-20-is-still-alive-but-we-dont-know-what-it-is/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 21:39:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Meetup]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Rex Hammock]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Slashdot]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Web 2.0]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Rex Hammock just blogged about the death of Web 2.0.  Well, ok, but nobody knows what the heck it is anyhow, (sorry for my strong language).  Defining Web 2.0 is a lot like figuring out a Nielsen family.
That&#8217;s part of Rex&#8217;s point too; this line summed up Web 2.0 perfectly:
&#8220;Web 2.0, which meant [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rex Hammock just blogged about the death of Web 2.0.  Well, ok, but nobody knows what the heck it is anyhow, (sorry for my strong language).  Defining Web 2.0 is a lot like figuring out a Nielsen family.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s <em>part </em>of Rex&#8217;s point too; this line summed up Web 2.0 perfectly:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong><em>&#8220;Web 2.0, which meant anything, so therefore meant — and still means — nothing.&#8221;</em></strong></p></blockquote>
<p>To this day I&#8217;m trying to define Web 2.0.  I twittered the question but didn&#8217;t get much of a response. I blogged about it and had no comments.  After I posted a video on Youtube and uploaded a podcast, I still had questions. I checked out a local meetup but nobody could give me a solid definition. I read Wikipedia on the subject but it only had guidelines for identifying characteristics. I give up. I&#8217;m headed over to Slashdot.</p>
<p>If you have a few minutes, pop over to <a title="Web 2.0 Bust arrives — finally" href="http://www.rexblog.com/2008/10/11/18405" target="_blank">Rex&#8217;s blog</a> and have a read.</p>
<blockquote></blockquote>
<p>Also, somebody tweet me when they know the answer or when an upgrade is released.</p>
<p>Thanks,</p>
<p>David</p>
<p>PS - sorry, I just felt like blogging even though I didn&#8217;t have much to say.  :/</p>
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		<title>PushDeals.com puts a new spin on an old idea</title>
		<link>http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/pushdealscom-puts-a-new-spin-on-an-old-idea/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 17:15:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Reviews]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I just visited a new Web site called PushDeals that lets you pick up really cool gear for pennies on the dollar in a penny-auction format.  An auction that ended yesterday, (October 10th, 2008), was an X-Box 360 Elite for $4.17.  Yup, you read that correctly; an X-Box 360 Elite sold for only four dollars [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just visited a new Web site called <strong><a title="PushDeals live auction" href="http://www.pushdeals.com/r/davidR" target="_blank">PushDeals</a></strong> that lets you pick up really cool gear for pennies on the dollar in a penny-auction format.  An auction that ended yesterday, (October 10th, 2008), was an <strong>X-Box 360 Elite</strong> for <strong><span style="color: #008000;">$4.17</span></strong>.  Yup, you read that correctly; an X-Box 360 Elite sold for only four dollars and seventeen cents!  (free shipping in the United States too)</p>
<p>Each bid costs $1 (one dollar), unless you buy bid credits in bulk.</p>
<p>Bidding on <a title="Push Deals live auctions Web site" href="http://www.pushdeals.com/r/davidR" target="_blank">PushDeals.com</a> is simple.</p>
<ol>
<li>Sign up for an account</li>
<li>Add bid credits to your account via PayPal</li>
<li>Click on &#8220;Push to Bid&#8221; button</li>
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<p>That&#8217;s all there is to it.  Bid increments 1¢ (one cent).  Each time a bidder clicks the Push to Bid button, the bid increases by a penny and the auction clock resets to 2 minutes.</p>
<p>Where the idea breaks down is when the auction is low.  Somebody who hopes to win a nice item on the cheap is going to be disapointed if you get in auction early and bid often.  At a dollar pop, it can get expensive.  So, basically, you&#8217;re hoping other people are going to bid up the item for you so you can grab it at the end.</p>
<p>The X-Box auction took as long as 13 hours and 54minutes to finish&#8230;probably less because bidders bid before each 2 minute countdown is finished.  We can round down and say that it was about 12 hours to close the auction.  So, the community basically bought somebody an X-Box 360 Elite for four hundred seventeen dollars.</p>
<p>Still, it&#8217;s an interesting idea.  I&#8217;m crossing my fingers that bid for 37 cents on an Amazon Kindle Wireless Reading Device holds up&#8230;oh&#8230;never mind;  I guess I have to bid again.  <img src='http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Regards,</p>
<p>David</p>
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		<title>Cristiane is my super-sweetheart</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 04:46:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re getting married in August and I can&#8217;t wait.  I love her with all my heart.   

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We&#8217;re getting married in August and I can&#8217;t wait.  I love her with all my heart.  <img src='http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><a href="http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/stp61195.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-105" title="stp61195" src="http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/stp61195-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
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		<title>In response to a rant on DP Forums</title>
		<link>http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/google-does-not-hate-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 05:11:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[This post is in response to a post on Digital Point Forums.  http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?p=9431765#post9431765
Somebody had complained that Google was unfair to them just because the site had changed.  Google is not a person; it&#8217;s a bunch of computers programmed by a lot of people.  Google does not hate you and is not sitting on a throne [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This post is in response to a post on Digital Point Forums. <a href="http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?p=9431765#post9431765"> http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?p=9431765#post9431765</a></p>
<p>Somebody had complained that Google was unfair to them just because the site had changed.  Google is not a person; it&#8217;s a bunch of computers programmed by a lot of people.  Google does not hate you and is not sitting on a throne holding a scepter in one hand and a keyboard in the other.</p>
<p>Google does not care.</p>
<p>However, if Google was a person, you just pissed him or her off.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s how you did it&#8230;</p>
<p>1. You took all the pages that Google painstakingly cataloged for you over the last 8 years and deleted them or moved them someplace without telling Google where they are.</p>
<p>2.  To add to that, Google doesn&#8217;t understand why you have a bunch of brand new pages all of a sudden; especially since it&#8217;s duplicate content to what&#8217;s already in the Google index, (but no longer on the site).</p>
<p>3. You Gave Google more work.  You have 95 links on your home page as opposed to the 49 you had before.  So&#8230;in essence, you&#8217;re telling Google, I hate you so much that your page rank means nothing to me&#8230;spread it out wherever you want.</p>
<p>4.  Your site structure looks more organized to humans but to Google it looks like a bigger mess than it was before.  Google doesn&#8217;t understand how your site is relevant for the letter &#8220;G&#8221; or &#8220;H&#8221;&#8230;or any of the other letters in the alphabet.</p>
<p>5.  Lastly, Google doesn&#8217;t like spider traps.  If you&#8217;re going to link to a page, make sure the spider can get out by following another link.  Blank pages are bad for spiders.</p>
<p>Hope it helps.</p>
<p>David</p>
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		<title>Domain Age Tool - updated Oct 3, 2008</title>
		<link>http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/domain-age-tool/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:10:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[SEO]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[domain lookup tool]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[internet marketing tools]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[seo tools]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[SEO Valley recently changed the location of the link.  It&#8217;s updated in the link below.  Thanks,  David.
I&#8217;m sending some deep link love to these guys and/or gals.  I finally found a bulk domain age tool that works.  I am putting the SEO tool through it&#8217;s paces right now.  I registered another 5 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>SEO Valley recently changed the location of the link.  It&#8217;s updated in the link below.  Thanks,  David.</p>
<hr />I&#8217;m sending some deep link love to these guys and/or gals.  I finally found a <a title="Bulk Domain Age Tool" href="http://www.seovalley.com/seo-tools/domain-age-tool/">bulk domain age tool</a> that works.  I am putting the SEO tool through it&#8217;s paces right now.  I registered another 5 domains this morning, (3 .coms and 2 .nets).  I won&#8217;t go into detail other than to say I found an 8 year old domain and others that are 5-6 years old with little effort.  I only have about 2,000 more domain names to check and possibly register. Well done, SEOvalley.  Thanks for making the tool available and free.David</p>
<p>PS - hopefully the above paragraph was h*u%m!a^n *(r*e@a$d^a%b#l@e  <img src='http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>One of the most underated shows in the history of television.</title>
		<link>http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/one-of-the-most-underated-shows-in-the-history-of-television/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 00:34:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Buddy Hacket, Jay Mohr, and Illiana Douglas star in the best TV show to ever get canceled&#8230;well, before Arrested Development got dumped.  
Action.  Check it out and give it a chance.  Oh, don&#8217;t watch it in front of the kids.
Enjoy,
David
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Buddy Hacket, Jay Mohr, and Illiana Douglas star in the best TV show to ever get canceled&#8230;well, before Arrested Development got dumped.  <a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/37473/action-gross-player"></p>
<p>Action</a>.  Check it out and give it a chance.  Oh, don&#8217;t watch it in front of the kids.</p>
<p>Enjoy,</p>
<p>David</p>
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		<title>Funny Horoscopes for Wednesday, September 24th</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 20:08:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Horoscopes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As for my mission: If only one person enjoys this post then I think I&#8217;ll give up&#8230;

Aries - You have a pimple somewhere on or around your face, body, or neighbor.
Taurus - Don&#8217;t jump from a sky-scraper with an umbrella as a parachute today.
Gemini -People have seen your evil twin hiding underneath your skin. (tip [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As for my mission: If only one person enjoys this post then I think I&#8217;ll give up&#8230;</p>
<ul>
<li>Aries - You have a pimple somewhere on or around your face, body, or neighbor.</li>
<li>Taurus - Don&#8217;t jump from a sky-scraper with an umbrella as a parachute today.</li>
<li>Gemini -People have seen your evil twin hiding underneath your skin. (tip of the hat to TMBG)</li>
<li>Leo - Be careful not to handstand on an alligator today.</li>
<li>Virgo - Your one shy cookie&#8230;or you&#8217;re one cookie shy&#8230;something like that.</li>
<li>Libra - Happy Birthday, FRUITLOOP!</li>
<li>Scorpio - There&#8217;s an easier way to get that flavor than pouring coffee on a doughnut&#8230;I just don&#8217;t know what it is.</li>
<li>Sagittarius - Don&#8217;t worry, the unemployed get benefits too.</li>
<li>Capricorn - Don Cheadle will not be at your slumber party&#8230;don&#8217;t lie.</li>
<li>Aquarius - You have to give 110% effort just to pay the interest for your constant laziness.</li>
<li>Pisces - Try to avoid the caviar blended espresso; it&#8217;s not as delightful as it sounds.</li>
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		<title>Bag o&#8217; douche with side of</title>
		<link>http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/bag-o-douche-with-side-of/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:56:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Reviews]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[



  
My new favorite site for at least today is: http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ This never fails to amaze me when you see pretty girls with douche-bags.  Not actual douche-bags, you see; that would be a hygiene issue clearly out of my jurisdiction.  No, I mean the douchy douche-bag guys that have that same look of satisfied [...]]]></description>
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<p> <![endif]-->My new favorite site for at least today is: <a href="http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/" target="_blank">http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/</a> This never fails to amaze me when you see pretty girls with douche-bags.  Not actual douche-bags, you see; that would be a hygiene issue clearly out of my jurisdiction.  No, I mean the douchy douche-bag guys that have that same look of satisfied entitlement in every picture they take with a pretty lady, foxy mamma, or swell dame (foxy mamma reference for our older readership; swell dame reference for our much older readership).There are several categories of douche-bag:<br />
1. The gang banger - identified by multiple tattoos with at least 2 on the neck or one on the shoulder and a hands raised motion with some sort of finger contortion that signifies an alliance with a specific group of people; (perhaps other gang members or college fraturnity).  These douche-bags are usually found at the beer tent of a regional car show taking pictures with the Miller Light girls.</p>
<p>2. The discontented malcontent non-conformer - This douche-bag where&#8217;s his trucker hat with a completely flat brim.  His ears are pierced with hoops and his hair is shaped all day long with a shampoo Mohawk&#8230;you remember&#8230;from this morning?  Yeah, they have short hair so it just looks douchy.</p>
<p>3.  And others&#8230;</p>
<p>Ok, I&#8217;m bored and I have work to do so enjoy.</p>
<p>David</p>
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