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My new favorite site for at least today is: http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ This never fails to amaze me when you see pretty girls with douche-bags.  Not actual douche-bags, you see; that would be a hygiene issue clearly out of my jurisdiction.  No, I mean the douchy douche-bag guys that have that same look of satisfied entitlement in every picture they take with a pretty lady, foxy mamma, or swell dame (foxy mamma reference for our older readership; swell dame reference for our much older readership).There are several categories of douche-bag:
1. The gang banger – identified by multiple tattoos with at least 2 on the neck or one on the shoulder and a hands raised motion with some sort of finger contortion that signifies an alliance with a specific group of people; (perhaps other gang members or college fraturnity).  These douche-bags are usually found at the beer tent of a regional car show taking pictures with the Miller Light girls.

2. The discontented malcontent non-conformer – This douche-bag where’s his trucker hat with a completely flat brim.  His ears are pierced with hoops and his hair is shaped all day long with a shampoo Mohawk…you remember…from this morning?  Yeah, they have short hair so it just looks douchy.

3.  And others…

Ok, I’m bored and I have work to do so enjoy.

David