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Gore first on scene at Heston’s home
Beverly Hills, CALIFORNIA - April 6, 2008
Al Gore, former presidential candidate and Nobel Prize winner, was the first respondent on the scene at the home of recent decedent Charleston Heston Saturday night.
“I had just finished preparing for an important ManBearPig lecture Saturday evening when I heard on my police scanner/waterproof radio that Chuck just died”, [...]
Man Blows Kiss to Wife; Hits Wall Behind Her
SANTA ANA, CALIFORNIA: February 7, 2008: In an apparently bizarre love triangle, Robert Hausfingler, a general contractor, blew a kiss in the direction of his spouse Martha Hausfingler but hit the wall behind her instead.
“I meant to blow-kiss my wife; instead I hit the house”, said Robert. “We had a fight the night before [...]
Miami Dolphins Lose in Overtime to Bye Week
Sunday, November 4th, 2007 - MIAMI, FL - In a stunning upset the winless Miami Dolphins lost to the bye week in overtime 20 - 17. “I didn’t think it was possible to lose to the bye week”, said Cam Cameron, head coach of the Miami Dolphins. “It took us totally by surprise.”
The [...]
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