ThisTakesTooLongToType » SEO http://thistakestoolongtotype.com Where David is. Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:37:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Applesauce Pirates http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/applesauce-pirates/ http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/applesauce-pirates/#comments Sun, 19 Oct 2008 04:12:50 +0000 David http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/?p=114 I had a conversation with my son tonight about applesauce pirates.  I’m not sure what applesauce pirates are exactly but it seems important to the natural food culinary meal.  Or apples and piractes.  This is a test of the emergency kitchen network.  :)

This is only a test.

]]> http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/applesauce-pirates/feed/ 1 Domain Age Tool – updated Oct 3, 2008 http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/domain-age-tool/ http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/domain-age-tool/#comments Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:10:18 +0000 David http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/domain-age-tool/ SEO Valley recently changed the location of the link.  It’s updated in the link below.  Thanks,  David.

I’m sending some deep link love to these guys and/or gals. I finally found a bulk domain age tool that works. I am putting the SEO tool through it’s paces right now. I registered another 5 domains this morning, (3 .coms and 2 .nets). I won’t go into detail other than to say I found an 8 year old domain and others that are 5-6 years old with little effort. I only have about 2,000 more domain names to check and possibly register. Well done, SEOvalley. Thanks for making the tool available and free.David

PS – hopefully the above paragraph was h*u%m!a^n *(r*e@a$d^a%b#l@e ;)

]]> http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/domain-age-tool/feed/ 3 PPC Rockstars to Feature one of my sites! http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/ppc-rockstars-to-feature-one-of-my-sites/ http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/ppc-rockstars-to-feature-one-of-my-sites/#comments Sat, 14 Jun 2008 12:23:35 +0000 David http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/ppc-rockstars-to-feature-one-of-my-sites/ PPC Rockstars, as heard on WebmasterRadio.fm, will be featuring reviewing one of the sites that I designed, built and manage…but it’s not what you think.  Before you scream, “HOW DARE THEY”, just understand that I volunteered for this.  David Szetela, (pronounced Zet-Tell-uh), put the call out for sites to review for an upcoming show.  I jumped at it because, frankly, I am not the cat’s pajamas when it comes to PPC or conversion.  Add to the fact that on the site they are reviewing I have a todo list longer than my arm anyway so I can only imagine what they’re going to suggest.

Maybe the good news is that over the years that this podcast is listened to, we will have thousands of visitors and maybe even earn a couple of customers.

No, I’m not telling the name of the site; you’ll have to listen to PPC Rockstars on the June 23, 2008.

Thanks to David Szetela of clixmarketing.com and Mary Huffman of ionicmedia.com for their generous offer to help.

Always listening…
David

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I am very curious to see what happens when I hit submit. It usually takes about 10 minutes for my new blog to show up in the SERPS. Here’s the thing though…so what if I rank highly for Orange County SEO, (search engine optimization). It’s not like I’m an expert in Google, Yahoo, MSN, or anything else out there. Sure, I know a few things about a few things. The links back from the one Mortgage SEO article I wrote about a year and a half ago prove that. You can check the link here: Mortgage SEO. I wouldn’t spend a lot of time on it. It’s about 1500 words of pure gold and I think most of it stands up today except that an excellent search optimizator, (such as yours truly), charges a hell of a lot more than $60,000 a year, (that was a hint in case you want to know). Ok, so…like I said, this is just a test to see what happens when I submit this blog. Orange County SEO is the category that fits me best and Orange County California is where I live and work performing search engine optimization. :)

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Thank you,

David

]]> http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/debt-free-usa/feed/ 0 Go to work in your underwear! http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/go-to-work-in-your-underwear/ http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/go-to-work-in-your-underwear/#comments Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:56:43 +0000 David http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/go-to-work-in-your-underwear/ Well, that’s the idea, right?  Go to work in your underwear because you work for yourself at home and life is easy.  Hmmm…I think not.  All the work-at-home gurus tell you that you can work from home lounging about in your underwear.  Here’s the deal: if you work from home for yourself, you don’t have time to change.  you might be in the same pair of britches for 3 days straight.  You’ll have your back to the window so you can’t tell if it’s day or night; AND, you only happen to know it’s late at night because you just called and woke up your DSL tech-support guy at 3am because you’re getting a bunch of 404’s you can’t figure out until you realize your cat chewed half way through your CAT5 because you forgot to feed it today, (the cat not the cable).  Post it notes keep you up most nights because that’s how you track your projects.  If you have the note up, the project is still pending some kind of action.  You would gladly pass a lot of this work off to your Web designers but they just give you a blank stare when you look in the mirror.  Yes, you would love some Starbucks but they’re usually closed at 2 in the morning and you don’t have time to go get it anyway.  The phone rings off the hook…well, there is no hook but if there were it would do that.  It’s 5 in the morning and I think I’ll get a couple hours of sleep before checking in with  a couple of content writers from New Jersey.

Enjoy the journey!

David

]]> http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/go-to-work-in-your-underwear/feed/ 1 A quick note about made for adsense pages http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/a-quick-note-about-made-for-adsense-pages/ http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/a-quick-note-about-made-for-adsense-pages/#comments Sat, 09 Feb 2008 22:56:09 +0000 David http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/a-quick-note-about-made-for-adsense-pages/ You can’t game the system for long.  Your goal is to make money.  At the end of the day, it all comes down to somebody paying you for your work.  Whether somebody pays you by clicking a relevant adwords link on your site, buys a product you have for sale or buys from somebody else through your aff link, you are there to sell.  Bad content doesn’t sell; that’s the bottom line.

Ok, so what sells?  Interesting content sells.  Useful content is interesting.  Funny content is interesting.  Well written content is interesting.  I spend an hour on a site last night reading about blue-ray.  I don’t give a rats-ass about blue-ray but it was an interesting read.  I didn’t buy anything but because I know that content was original and a good read I clicked on an adsense link as a “thank you” for not being ordinary.

Sorry for the rant but MFA pages are usually crap and strongly dislike crap.  If you can work your ads into good content then you are infinitely better than the pack of sites out there that truly suck.

]]> http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/a-quick-note-about-made-for-adsense-pages/feed/ 0 Coolest guy named David http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/coolest-guy-named-david/ http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/coolest-guy-named-david/#comments Wed, 25 Jul 2007 01:52:55 +0000 David http://thistakestoolongtotype.com/coolest-guy-named-david/ It’s official. The race is over and I have won! I am the coolest guy named David on Earth, (just do a search for “Coolest guy named David” and you’ll find me first. I am also the only person ranking for the incredibly popular keyword search term stringomayer. Just search “Stringomayer” in Google. What’s really funny is that I haven’t really ranked for those popular keywords as of this moment but I know how Google thinks and I will be at the top of the search engines before I even open the morning paper…I mean email.

So, to recap: The best person with the name of David is me. David is the greatest name and I happen to be the coolest one. Also, you can finally see what a stringomayer can do for you by simply imagining what a stringomayer is and then what it can actually do. See how fun this is?

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