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Alberta Canada (Edmonton) 8-3-2007: Dwayne Roloson’s NHL contract will be sold on eBay by the end of the week according to sources close to Kevin Lowe, the General Manager of the NHL franchise Edmonton Oilers.

I’m at yet another Starbucks in Pico Rivera today, (gotta’ love the T-Mobile hotspot at 40 f***ing dollars a month but I need it for work because aircards are more expensive and don’t come with a coffee frapaccino). Anyway, this guy walks out of the Starbucks and I see he has a parrot on [...]

My girlfriend doesn’t read my blog…fortunately or unfortunately I haven’t quite decided. Anyway, I’m going to pop the question to her in about a month or so. I thought of all the ways I could propose but then the conversation in my head started to go a little sideways. Anyhow, the is [...]

I just saw a semi-attractive woman walk by the window at the Starbucks on Harbor and Baker in Fountain Valley, CA. The problem isn’t that I thought she was ugly or that she was fat; neither of those conditions existed. However, she was dressed like a slutty slut. She had a really [...]

Pizza!
…and I just started a new job and have been working on a couple of other Web projects. So, in short, I got too busy to care about you. Sorry for that.