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I took my sons to see the Simpson’s Movie tonight. The movie started a little slow but managed to get some gut laughs early on. After all, what would a Simpson’s movie be without some cartoon full frontal nudity and a pig wearing “people clothes”, as Homer put it? I really liked [...]

I wish I had a nickel for every nickel I have:

The Saints marched in with this list…

Aries - You’re going to get heart burn if you eat that.
Taurus - Stop weezing the compressed air, it’s just compressed air.
Gemini - Your evil twin has a better alibi than you today.
Cancer - Myspacers think you waste too much time surfing the Internet.
Leo - You need to go [...]

Monday has been canceled due to lack of interest…

Aries - You will be hit by the Hamburgler next time you go to McDonalds.  Watch your buns today.
Taurus - If you ride your bike to work, do not do wheeleys into oncoming traffic today.
Gemini - Your evil twin is eating the burrito you CLEARLY marked as [...]

It is 7:34 in the morning. I am at my local…errrr…a local Starbucks just hanging out and waiting until my girlfriend wakes up. We are going to go work out before she has to go to work. I have been trying to think of a really good idea for a Web site [...]