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Coolest guy named David

Posted by David
July 24, 2007

It’s official. The race is over and I have won! I am the coolest guy named David on Earth, (just do a search for “Coolest guy named David” and you’ll find me first. I am also the only person ranking for the incredibly popular keyword search term stringomayer. Just search “Stringomayer” in Google. What’s really funny is that I haven’t really ranked for those popular keywords as of this moment but I know how Google thinks and I will be at the top of the search engines before I even open the morning paper…I mean email.

So, to recap: The best person with the name of David is me. David is the greatest name and I happen to be the coolest one. Also, you can finally see what a stringomayer can do for you by simply imagining what a stringomayer is and then what it can actually do. See how fun this is?

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Comment Number:: 1
Written by:: David
Posted on:: July 24, 2007 at 6:18 pm

Ok, I just posted this about 10 minutes ago and I’m already ranking for it. I rule!

Comment Number:: 2
Written by:: David
Posted on:: July 28, 2007 at 10:26 pm

Ok, I just Dugg this post and now it’s nowhere to be found in Google. Interesting.

Comment Number:: 3
Written by:: David
Posted on:: July 28, 2007 at 10:29 pm

I admit now that I lost. I am not the coolest guy named David.

Comment Number:: 4
Written by:: David
Posted on:: July 28, 2007 at 10:39 pm

Back up to 4. Seemed like minor slap.

Comment Number:: 5
Written by:: coolest guy named david
Posted on:: August 2, 2007 at 6:29 am

The big G bumped me to number two in the search results so I am going to see if I can adjust that by leaving a comment with only keyword rich link text.

Coolest guy named David

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