FrAnTiC!
AHHHH! I can’t seem to figure out my Mortgage Software and I’m afraid I might actually need it even though I have not needed it ever, (not even once in my whole entire life). Anyway, even though I think $895 is way too much to spend for software I couldn’t find a crack for it…I mean…I couldn’t find a trial for it. At least I have 30 days to return it, (how you return downloads I don’t know). I guess I should just be glad my toilet doesn’t return downloads. Ok, that was uncalled for, I’m sorry.
Frantic part II: My income is not stable. I’m a commission only salesman and I all but hate it. I like the opportunity, but I hate the job. I am on a mission to save my dignity…or get some, (in case it’s too late). I have at least started my blog, that’s a good sign. I give myself hope. I just don’t want this to turn into a “dear dairy diary” blog. Nothing more pathetic than an overweight, balding, thrity something trying to be witty to himself, (David). I would like to turn this into a baziillion dollar empire but I would actually need to write about things that interest people.
Frantic part III: My hot Brazillian girlfriend is moving in next week and I don’t know how to tell my family. I suppose I could just text them the permalink to this post and be done with it. I was raised in an upright Christian home where Dad worked hard to put food on the table and Mom stayed home with us kids. Living with your girlfriend was what hippies did. “I can’t stand that [name and relationship deleted to protect the guilty] they’re living in sin!”, said my kind, understanding, loving father. “F*** them!” Anyway, I suppose I’ll be living in sin…hot, steamy, sweaty sin with the woman I love. I’ll have to make sure my son never reads this blog. I already told him that the act of intercourse physically hurts the male of the species so much that all he can do to recover from it is to sleep right after. “It’s a painful, uncomfortable sensation and I don’t know why women make us do it.”
Frantic part IV: I’ve got to pay for my hockey tickets playoff round 3 and 4. Please donate at the upper right and I will be your best friend.
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