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Funniest Quotes I’ve Heard

A collection of funny quotes I HAVE ACTUALLY HEARD MYSELF.  I was inspired to start this running post when listening to KFWB in Los Angeles when California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger all but admitted to arson.


Arnold Schwarzenegger
When: May 7th, 2009 around 10:00 AM
Where: Santa Barbara, CA.  Press conference regarding the fires
What: When speaking about the upcoming ballot measures and their potential affect on emergency service response.
Quote: “Rest assured, when the fire starts, I will be right there.”
Blogger’s
comment:  In other news…Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is sought in connection with the Santa Barbara fire and all other past fires since he came to California from the island on his 35th birthday.

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