Funny Horoscopes for Wednesday, September 24th
As for my mission: If only one person enjoys this post then I think I’ll give up…
- Aries - You have a pimple somewhere on or around your face, body, or neighbor.
- Taurus - Don’t jump from a sky-scraper with an umbrella as a parachute today.
- Gemini -People have seen your evil twin hiding underneath your skin. (tip of the hat to TMBG)
- Leo - Be careful not to handstand on an alligator today.
- Virgo - Your one shy cookie…or you’re one cookie shy…something like that.
- Libra - Happy Birthday, FRUITLOOP!
- Scorpio - There’s an easier way to get that flavor than pouring coffee on a doughnut…I just don’t know what it is.
- Sagittarius - Don’t worry, the unemployed get benefits too.
- Capricorn - Don Cheadle will not be at your slumber party…don’t lie.
- Aquarius - You have to give 110% effort just to pay the interest for your constant laziness.
- Pisces - Try to avoid the caviar blended espresso; it’s not as delightful as it sounds.
