Gore first on scene at Heston’s home
Beverly Hills, CALIFORNIA – April 6, 2008
Al Gore, former presidential candidate and Nobel Prize winner, was the first respondent on the scene at the home of recent decedent Charleston Heston Saturday night.
“I had just finished preparing for an important ManBearPig lecture Saturday evening when I heard on my police scanner/waterproof radio that Chuck just died”, said Gore. “I rushed right over to pry his guns from his cold, dead hands.”
When Gore arrived on the scene…
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