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The Saints marched in with this list…

• Aries - You’re going to get heart burn if you eat that.
• Taurus - Stop weezing the compressed air, it’s just compressed air.
• Gemini - Your evil twin has a better alibi than you today.
• Cancer - Myspacers think you waste too much time surfing the Internet.
• Leo - You need to go by Staples and pick up some paper for the printer today.
• Virgo - Your brother has a crush on you today.
• Libra - Stop wasting your life. We don’t need any more lawyers!
• Scorpio - I know what you’re thinking and you should be ashamed of yourself.
• Sagittarius - When you leave the house, you are going to forget something. You will come back for it and then leave again.
• Capricorn - You will think you recognize somebody today but then you will realize that it’s somebody else.
• Aquarius - You are going to eat today.
• Pisces - Try not to hang-glide from the roof today.