Man Blows Kiss to Wife; Hits Wall Behind Her
SANTA ANA, CALIFORNIA: February 7, 2008: In an apparently bizarre love triangle, Robert Hausfingler, a general contractor, blew a kiss in the direction of his spouse Martha Hausfingler but hit the wall behind her instead.
“I meant to blow-kiss my wife; instead I hit the house”, said Robert. “We had a fight the night before but made up that same evening, I think everything is fine between us.”
The Hausfinglers bought the home in 2002 after moving to the area from San Bernardino.
“My husband saw the house and just fell in love with it”, said Martha. “I just didn’t know how much he loved the house until now.”
A spokesperson for the house said their will be, “no comment forthcoming at this time”, as it is a private family matter.
The Housing And Natural Brick Love Association, (HANBLA), claims that tens of tens of adult people have inter-object love with their homes and it’s as natural as plant love.
“This is not a mere fetish”, said Sandy Hymen, a spokes-person for HANBLA. “Many people believe there is a pureness and undiscovered quality to their homes that should be shared intimately with the owner.”
No further comment from the Hausfnglers was offered but it is reported that the couple is seeking counseling and new drapes.
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