Miami Dolphins Lose in Overtime to Bye Week
Sunday, November 4th, 2007 - MIAMI, FL - In a stunning upset the winless Miami Dolphins lost to the bye week in overtime 20 - 17. “I didn’t think it was possible to lose to the bye week”, said Cam Cameron, head coach of the Miami Dolphins. “It took us totally by surprise.”
The Dolphins were favored not to lose another game this week according to all major sports news sources.
“I’m just happy I didn’t throw any interceptions”, said Cleo Lemon, the Dolphins 23rd starting Quarterback in 3 years. “We just have to put together a good win streak…like maybe 1 and then everything will fall into place.”
With the Dolphins injuries mounting and the team resources depleted, the bye week got off to an early lead.
“We have some injuries” said Cameron. “We’ve got some guys hurt and that takes a toll on your team over the course of a long 16 day season. I have heartburn and a splinter in my finger too.”
Ricky Williams was quoted as having said, “My team just needs to relax. If I’m reinstated I can help them achieve a complete and peaceful relaxation through meditation and yoga. If that doesn’t work then I have some sweet, stinky weed that would put anybody on their ass.”
The Dolphins take on the Buffalo Bills in week 10 action. Coach Cameron had this to say, “Please God, no”, [crying].
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