ThisTakesTooLongToType

Pizza!

…and I just started a new job and have been working on a couple of other Web projects. So, in short, I got too busy to care about you. Sorry for that.

I shant be neglectful anymore. As a free bonus, I’m going to include an archive from 2004 written by a friend of mine first posted on Tuesday, October 26, 2004:

CRIMINAL NEGLECT
TTTLTT.COM 2004-2004 This Takes Too Long To Type.COM, aka TTTLTT.com, died Monday evening. It was 2 months old. Causes are still uncertain, but police have interviewed its legal guardian, David Recksiek, and are currently investigating him for criminal neglect and 3rd degree cyberslaughter. Reports have surfaced that Recksiek has fled the area, and police have requested that anyone with information about his whereabouts please contact the Irvine Police Department. TTTLTT.com, a brainchild of Mr. Recksiek, was a well-intended political humor website started in August of 2004. The website became famous by September of 2004, mainly for its hilarious polls and humorous fake-news headlines. Its attempts at political satire, however, went largely unnoticed by the media. Autopsy reports have not yet been submitted to the authorities, and the exact cause of death has not yet been determined. The website was found in its morbid condition by Brent Gerson, a friend of Recksiek and occasional content contributor, and the paramedics were immediately summoned to the scene. It was too late, however, as the website was declared DOA at 8:15 PM on Monday night. If you become aware of any information about David Recksiek’s whereabouts, or any information regarding the events leading up to or surrounding the death of TTTLTT.com, please contact the Irvine Police Department at (888) 4-IRVINE.

…story by Brent Gerson

I hope you enjoyed the archive; please don’t call the phone number and report on where I am; not because you shouldn’t tell the police where I am but because, “on the Internet”, will only serve to confound and complexify their efforts in bringing me to justice.

Best,

David